I would have done it sooner but I just came out of a year-long coma (next three wives)

A prominent Latino Trump supporter announced today he is withdrawing his support for Donald Trump. He said, "I would have done it sooner but I just came out of a year-long coma." –Conan O’Brien

Trump also said there will be no amnesty for immigrants who come into this country illegally, which is very bad news for his next three wives. –Jimmy Kimmel

Donald Trump maintains that he will build a border wall. A beautiful wall. He keeps saying the wall will be beautiful. You know, there are some people who think we need to build a wall; I don't think anyone's requiring that it be beautiful. It seems like a simple basic wall, maybe from IKEA, would do the trick. –Jimmy Kimmel