Donald
Trump gave a big speech on immigration last night. And during the speech, he
said that Mexico is 100% going to pay for his, quote, "beautiful border
wall." Mexicans were like, "Wait, you never said it was going to be
beautiful. Who do we write the check out to?" –Jimmy Fallon
Rudy
Giuliani spoke at Donald Trump's rally last night after he got back from Mexico
and debuted a new campaign hat. This is real. We did not make this up. It
reads, "Make Mexico great again also." They didn't stop there. They
also debuted another hat that says, "Oh, yeah, I guess we better make
Canada great again, too, while we're at it, in addition to the United States
and Mexico." –Jimmy Fallon
A
sperm donor in Georgia, who has fathered 36 children, recently admitted to
lying on his application about his high IQ. After hearing this story, Ryan
Lochte said, "Dad?" –Jimmy Fallon
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