which is how he ended up with all those kids (explain soccer)

President Trump addressed a joint session of Congress and claimed that no president has changed government faster than him. Yeah, and nobody changed airport security faster than bin Laden. —Michael Che

President Trump also said that he signed an executive order to ban men from playing in women's sports. But if men aren't allowed to play women's sports, explain soccer. —Michael Che

President Trump said the tariff on goods from Canada is to stop the flow of fentanyl, even though last year only 40 pounds of the drug was seized at the northern border. 40 pounds? What's that like? Two butt fulls? —Michael Che

On Thursday, Elon Musk's SpaceX Starship exploded just minutes into its mission, which is how he ended up with all those kids. —Michael Che

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“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”