It’s the first brawl that began with everyone in critical condition (Stop the car!)

A brawl broke out in a Canadian nursing home when a 79 year old woman took the seat of an 86 year old during a Bingo game. It’s the first brawl that began with everyone in critical condition. --Michael Che, SNL

In a new documentary, an ex-girlfriend of Prince Andrew describes Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell as Batman and Robin. Come on. What does Batman and Robin have in common with a billionaire that grooms teenagers? —Michael Che

The oldest living person in the United States died this week at the age of 115. It’s a powerful reminder to always test your cocaine for Fentanyl. —Michael Che

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”