idiocracy23: March 2025

Monday, March 31, 2025

REVEALED: Obama, Pelosi KNEW KAMALA DOOMED

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“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Is one of them president? (The Cycle of Disregard)

Video was released this weekend of a man setting a new world record by eating 200 Peeps in 14 minutes. Unfortunately, the record was for “largest coffin.” –Seth Meyers

Ford announced today it will create 130 new jobs in Michigan. “Is one of them president?” asked Hillary. –Seth Meyers

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

MLB The Show: Colorado Rockies vs Philadelphia Phillies (S12 NLDS G4)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

MLB The Show: Colorado Rockies vs Philadelphia Phillies (S12 NLDS G2)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Sabby Sabs: TYT FIRES Contributor, What's Happening At TYT?

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“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

MLB The Show: Colorado Rockies vs Philadelphia Phillies (S12 NLDS G1)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

This guy's skull is emptier than a theater showing Snow White (At least she had a pulse)

So who killed the legacy media? Well it turns out it was a mass suicide and Joe Biden was their Jim Jones. According to excerpts from an upcoming book obtained by The Guardian, Democratic officials were drawing up plans to replace Biden as early as January of 2023, in the event he no longer had the ability to run, and by that they mean dead.

In Fight: Inside the Wildest Battle for the White House, authors Jonathan Allen and Amie Parnes claim that aids to Kamala Harris quote, “strategized around the possibility that Biden might die in office” and apparently Kamala’s Comm's director went so far as to write a death pool roster of federal judges who might swear her in if Biden indeed kicked the bucket. They also had a team of coroners standing by who could list Joe's time of death as something besides, who the F knows? It could have been anywhere from 2017 to 2011. Who's counting?

The authors also detail other instances of Joe falling apart. During the campaign at a donor's reception just days after the disastrous presidential debate, Biden aids put fluorescent tape on the carpet to show the president where to walk. It's similar to how Bill Clinton's team laid out a path using copies of Hustler magazine.

Biden was often tailed by staffers since he did have a tendency to you know wander off. I bet they likely had another team nearby ready to make a chalk outline. According to one veteran operative nobody was crazy about running Kamala for president either, but quote "At least she had a pulse." I know, talk about a low bar, where judging by her own behavior she pulled up a stool and started doing shots.

So at the same time that the White House and their mouthpieces like Joe Scarboro were telling the world Biden was more vigorous than ever, they were planning for his imminent demise. But you can't blame Scarboro for getting it wrong. He's had years of Mika saying he's the best she ever had.

Of course the media seems shocked by this news, but shocking to whom? None of this is surprising to anyone who unlike Joe, had a brain. Not to pat our own backs but we've been telling you this all along. This guy's skull is emptier than a theater showing Snow White.

And we were all smeared for speaking the truth that was clearly on display for years, and now these same jackasses are telling us that the Signal app story is a grave concern when they hid the fact that Biden was literally a concern for the grave.

There has to be a penalty for this cover up. The scandal isn't that they elected a vegetable, it's that journalists knew it and refused to act like journalists even as the facts got worse, and that penalty should be a complete loss of credibility, not just now but forever. —Greg Gutfeld

the judge will ask them to tell a story with only the relevant details (all she needs to do is wait a few weeks/Road Closed)

This week a biotech startup got FDA approval to develop a drug to make dogs live longer guaranteeing at least another season of The View. —Greg Gutfeld

The Olympic Track and Field Governing Body announced it will perform tests on female athletes to make sure that they are biological women. So what’s the test? Well the judge will ask them to tell a story with only the relevant details. —Greg Gutfeld

Italian model Victoria Seretti says it's annoying when people call her Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend. Well fortunately at age 26 all she needs to do is wait a few weeks. —Greg Gutfeld

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Ernie K Doe Gotta Pack My Bags

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Roland Kirk Making Love After Hours

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jack Hammer Twist In The Morning

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Darrow Fletcher My Young Misery

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Stanley Turrentine Spooky Blue Note

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

The Soul Agents Gospel Train

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Johnny Cash - I Walk The Line

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Waylon Jennings - Me and Bobby McGee - Live! Sugarloaf, ME - 02-08-1975

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Buddy Holly & The Crickets - Not Fade Away [1957]

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

She should have just stopped at Nein! (His message for career success?)

In Germany a 66-year-old woman gave birth to her 10th child. She should have just stopped at Nein! —Greg Gutfeld

Kermit the Frog is going to deliver the commencement address at the University of Maryland. His message for career success? Always have a guy's hand up your a**. —Greg Gutfeld

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Bill Murray knows it's Monday but... (You're Awesome)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Sunday, March 30, 2025

Due Dissidence: Trump TRASHES George Clooney Over His Press Freedom Comments

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“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Due Dissidence: Oscars SHAMEFULLY SILENT on ATTACK of 'No Other Land' Filmmaker

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“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Due Dissidence: 'No Other Land' Filmmaker ATTACKED By Israeli Settlers in West Bank

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Due Dissidence: Student ARRESTED by MASKED ICE Agents, DISAPPEARED in UNMARKED SUV

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Due Dissidence: MAGA Influencers CAUGHT Betraying MAHA For BIG SODA CASH

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“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Due Dissidence: Tucker Gives SOFTBALL Interview To Trump's FAILED Middle East Negotiator

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“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Madden: Indianapolis Colts vs Tennessee Titans (Touchdowns)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Due Dissidence: MAGA Goes FULL SNOWFLAKE Over Jasmine Crockett's Tesla Comments

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“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Due Dissidence: Trump Imposes PUNISHING 25% TARIFFS on Imported Cars

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“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

MLB The Show: Colorado Rockies vs Cincinnati Reds (S12 G159)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jimmy Dore: Why All Israeli Prime Ministers Have Fake Names! w/ George Galloway

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

MLB The Show: Colorado Rockies vs Chicago White Sox (S12 G154)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Due Dissidence: Elon and Soros Go HEAD TO HEAD, Pour HUGE MONEY Into WI Courts Race

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“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Hard Lens Media: Kim Iversen Asks Whitney Webb Why She Hasn't Been Invited On The Joe Rogan Experience

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

MLB The Show: Colorado Rockies vs Arizona Diamondbacks (S12 G149)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jimmy Dore: EU To Citizens: Prepare For NUCLEAR WAR!

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Karen Dalton performs A Little Bit of Rain at her home in Summerville, CO (1970)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

This Country Is Out Of Order (They just disagreed on where to have the party)

An upcoming book claims that Kamala Harris's aids were fully prepared for Joe Biden to die while in office. They just disagreed on where to have the party. —Greg Gutfeld

In response to upcoming tariffs Canadian Premier Doug Ford vowed to quote "inflict as much pain as possible on Americans." So I guess we should expect a new Nickelback album coming out soon. —Greg Gutfeld

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Saturday, March 29, 2025

MLB The Show: Colorado Rockies vs Los Angeles Dodgers (S12 G134)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

in either case, you rarely end up getting as many inches as you anticipated (No Relation)

According to a new poll, 55% of Americans are in favor of abolishing the electoral college, but unfortunately, because of the electoral college, 55% is less than half. --Seth Meyers

Due to this weekend's expected snowfall, experts are predicting a spike in usage of the dating app Tinder. But remember, in either case, you rarely end up getting as many inches as you anticipated. –Seth Meyers

Actress Cynthia Nixon today announced her bid to run for New York governor, and she debuted her campaign slogan, “Nixon 2018: No Relation.” --Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”