A man was arrested for exposing himself outside a Florida Taco Bell. Other than that, I had a great weekend in Miami. —Greg Gutfeld
Hillary Clinton re recently complained about all the White House construction for the upcoming UFC event. I guess she's really sensitive about home wreckers. —Greg Gutfeld
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
"Newt Gingrich gave a speech at a senior center. Or as audience members put it, 'Unplug me.'" –Jimmy Fallon
“I saw that Pope Francis will be streaming Easter Mass on YouTube. You know these are strange times when Easter Mass ends with ‘Be sure to like and subscribe. Smash that like button.’” —Jimmy Fallon
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
"The Christmas-themed town of North Pole, Alaska, has officially approved marijuana dispensaries. So don't expect your presents from Santa until next April." –Conan O'Brien
"This morning in Washington, President Bush attended the 6th Annual Hispanic Prayer Breakfast. At the breakfast, President Bush showed off his Spanish by ordering 'El Capitan Cruncho.'" --Conan O'Brien
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Well, this week, President Trump tried to rescue the economy from the disastrous policies of whoever was president last week. On Wednesday, Trump announced he was pausing most tariffs for 90 days. Now, 90 days may not seem like a long time, but remember, Trump has only been president for 82 days and it already feels like a goddamn decade. —Colin Jost
Just hours before Trump paused the tariffs, he tried to calm investors by posting, "Be cool! Everything is going to work out well.” Be cool? This is the global economy. It's not like we got too high and we're trying to get through dinner with our parents. —Colin Jost
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Video was released this weekend of a man setting a new world record by eating 200 Peeps in 14 minutes. Unfortunately, the record was for “largest coffin.” –Seth Meyers
Ford announced today it will create 130 new jobs in Michigan. “Is one of them president?” asked Hillary. –Seth Meyers
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
The Post Office announced today that it is going to issue a stamp commemorating prostitution in the United States. It’s a ten cent stamp, but if you want to lick it, it’s a quarter. --Chevy Chase, SNL
"George Bush says we are losing the War on Drugs. You know what that implies? There's a war being fought and people on drugs are winning it!" – Bill Hicks
And in music news number one on the college charts this summer was the band Better Than Ezra. At number two, Ezra. --Norm Macdonald, SNL
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
The Oscar nominations were announced with the musical Emilia Perez leading the pack with 13 total viewers. —Michael Che
For the first time in 30 years, New York City this week went five days without anyone getting shot, because it's just way more fun to push people onto the subway tracks. —Michael Che
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
Lord, can you please save us
They work us non-stop and down to the bone
They spy on us and never leave us alone
For all their sins they will never atone
Lord, can you please save us/me
They keep assuring us that their motives are pure
But I’m not sure how much more I can endure
None of this mess was in the brochure
Lord, can you please save us/me
We call it slavery, they call it work
They cut back our hours, remove all our perks
When you bring up Unions, they just go Berserk
Lord, can you please save us/me
We put in the hours that make them all rich
In the end, you’ll be face down in a ditch
Cursing the name of that son of a bitch
Lord, can you please save us/me
They promised me a pension, when I still had my mind
They never listen, makes me feel like a mime
They steal my wages, put me on part-time
Lord, can you please save us/me
They watch you suffer, they watch you get old
They’ll toss you out in winter, to watch you get cold
To our poverty, they wear a blindfold
Lord, can you please save us/me
All I can afford is this bedbug motel
This didn’t sit pretty with the Mademoiselle
She left me cold, it was a bitter farewell
Lord, can you please save us/me
The children are hungry, their little voices do cry
The politicians in the capitol never care why
Their too busy celebrating the Fourth of July
Lord, can you please save us/me
This is not how I wanted things to be
Listening to their lies right on the TV
It won’t be long until they come after me
Lord, can you please save us/me
Now, mark my words, do not misconstrue
All we are asking is to give us our due
But all they ever offer is a Big F*ck You
Lord, can you please save us/me
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Beautiful Paul
We were sharing stories
about old loves
and friendships,
when I came across a picture
of Paul.
It crushes me
when I think
of beautiful Paul.
She has heard me speak
in honored tones
about him.
Tears filling
in my eyes.
I said, “Honey, if you would
have met my friend Paul,
you would love me
even more than
you already do.”
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
The food I can afford
is barely keeping me alive
and Biden is over the moon
no baby formula on the shelves
and Biden is over the moon
The water in Flint still
tastes like hell
and Biden is over the moon
The air in the sky is
starting to smell
and Biden is over the moon
Nothing has fundamentally
changed
with Biden over the moon
Here’s 40 Billion more for Ukraine
and Biden is over the moon
no truth, no peace and no justice
and Biden is over the moon
The press pretends not to notice
that Biden is over the moon
Children in classrooms are being
gunned down
and Biden is over the moon
Nowhere to go but underground
while Biden is over the moon
The price of gas is going up,
corrupt politicians don’t give
a fuck,
and if all that shit wasn’t
enough
Biden is over the moon
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
