Pennsylvania merges with Mississippi to form new mega state called "Penississippi." (Thanks a lot, Celine Dion!)

Just days after legalizing marijuana all across Canada, store owners throughout the country say their supply of weed is almost gone. All of Canada’s weed has been smoked. Thanks a lot, Celine Dion!” --James Corden

The midterm elections are just two weeks away. And aside from voting for a candidate, you'll also be voting on several ballot measures and proposals. Every state has their own proposals, and some of them are pretty specific to the state they're in. For example, there's Maine -- Proposition 4. Slowly be absorbed by Canada and hope nobody notices. Next there's South Carolina -- Proposition 5. Merge with North Carolina to form new mega state called "Sweet Carolina." Next up, there's Pennsylvania -- Proposition 7. Merge with Mississippi to form new mega state called "Penississippi." --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”