We can't afford your operation (people felt the same way about the finale of Sex in the City)

Yesterday over 20 members of Iraq's Governing Council made history by signing a temporary constitution. President Bush says he's thrilled because although the Constitution isn't perfect it does ban gay marriage. --Conan O’Brien 3/9/2004

A lot of people who watched the first episode of The Sopranos were unhappy because they didn't feel enough people were killed. Coincidentally people felt the same way about the finale of Sex in the City. --Conan O’Brien 3/9/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”