Not surprisingly all the signatures were from prisoners (Look it's that thing from Schoolhouse Rock!)

Martha Stewart is going to jail and it was reported today that 18,000 people have sent a petition to President Bush asking him to pardon Martha Stewart. Not surprisingly all the signatures were from prisoners. --Conan O’Brien 9/16/2004

According to a new survey this year the most popular name for boys is Michael.  And coincidentally the most popular name for people being sued by boys is also Michael. --Conan O’Brien 9/16/2004

In preparation for his inaugural tomorrow President Bush visited the National Archives and he was shown an original copy of the US Constitution. When Bush saw the Constitution he said, “Look it's that thing from Schoolhouse Rock.” --Conan O’Brien 1/19/2005

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”