you know you've done something wrong when you're a disgrace to the Mets uniform (Ask Inmate 3987)

One of the Mets minor league managers was arrested for exposing himself. Afterwards the manager said you know you've done something wrong when you're a disgrace to the Mets uniform. --Conan O’Brien 4/9/2004

Martha Stewart has had some problems recently. You may not have heard about this but Martha Stewart's advice column no longer goes by the name Ask Martha. The new name of the column is Ask Inmate 3987. --Conan O’Brien 3/17/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”