Bush said it's wrong for two men to publicly express their love unless they're trying to get into a fraternity (I forced him to watch Lethal Weapon 4)

Mel Gibson's movie on Jesus that everyone's been talking about opened today. Some religious experts who have seen the movie say the film is an accurate portrayal of the last hours of Jesus. When asked how he got the actor playing Jesus to convey so much suffering Gibson said, “I forced him to watch Lethal Weapon 4.” --Conan O’Brien 2/25/2004

Yesterday President Bush announced he would support a constitutional amendment that would ban gay marriage. Bush said it's wrong for two men to publicly express their love unless they're trying to get into a fraternity. --Conan O’Brien 2/25/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”