But in all fairness, a lot of those letters come from Dick Cheney (the only things slowing down the Toyotas)

"Well here's something interesting. And I guess this goes with the job. President Obama announced over the weekend that he gets 20,000 letters a day calling him an idiot. And I said, 'Hey, welcome to the club.' I said to myself, 'Well hey, maybe I am presidential material.' But in all fairness, a lot of those letters come from Dick Cheney." –David Letterman

"Sarah Palin, out in Arizona, is campaigning with John McCain. He's running for Senate re-election. They're campaigning together out there. I thought, yeah, I mean, there's an unbeatable combination." –David Letterman

"New York City has filled 2,000,000 potholes. The bad news is, they were the only things slowing down the Toyotas." –David Letterman

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