I was a different person then (Great. Smoking it is)

It just came out that next month President Trump and Vladimir Putin are planning to meet in Paris. Putin says he looks forward to discussing nuclear weapons while Trump said, "OMG! I think he's gonna propose." --Jimmy Fallon

That's right, the midterms are coming up, and last night, Trump held a rally in Houston. He said it was so crowded that 50,000 people outside couldn't get in, but the Houston police said that there were only 3,000. Then Trump said, "Fine. We'll call it an even 70,000. --Jimmy Fallon

I heard about a new study that found that not working out is even worse for your health than smoking. When they heard that, Americans were like, "Great. Smoking it is." --Jimmy Fallon

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