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Thursday, November 29, 2018

Hey, it's no picnic for me, either, buddy (Relax, man. We're just trying to get to Canada)


Audience, I’m worried that once they make self-driving cars, I will never be sober again. --Stephen Colbert

And today, Trump threatened to permanently shut down the entire U.S.-Mexico border. In response, migrants said, "Relax, man. We're just trying to get to Canada." --Jimmy Fallon

A new study found that it takes about 1.7 days for a LEGO to pass through the human body. The guy who ate it says it was painful, while LEGO Batman said, "Hey, it's no picnic for me, either, buddy.” --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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