Out of habit he tried to settle the lawsuit with candy (the other 40% have never heard of the Dallas Cowboys)

A songwriter in Italy is suing Michael Jackson for plagiarism. And out of habit Michael tried to settle the lawsuit with candy. --Conan O’Brien 2/25/1997

According to a new survey 60% of adults say they're aware of someone who's gone to work under the influence of drugs. Apparently the other 40% have never heard of the Dallas Cowboys. 

--Conan O’Brien 2/25/1997

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”