they're just like regular students except they do jello shots for the jello (pity sex)

Former President Clinton gave his two cents on the election. He said this Democrats shouldn't sit around and whine about the election. Instead, Clinton said Democrats should use the election as an excuse to ask for pity sex. --Conan O’Brien 11/05/2004

The Wall Street Journal reports that an increasing number of senior citizens are enrolling in college. I think that's a good thing. Officials say they're just like regular students except they do jello shots for the jello. --Conan O’Brien 11/05/2004

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