she hasn't been that embarrassed since her nipple popped out at the Emmys, the Oscars, and the Heisman Trophy ceremony (Girl/Date/Kiss)

Starbucks announced this week that from now on new Starbucks employees will be required to go through 32 hours of training to work at Starbucks. The first hour Starbucks employees learn how to make a cup of coffee then the next 31 hours they learn how to charge four dollars with a straight face.  --Conan O’Brien 3/11/2004

Paris Hilton's nipple popped out of her dress at the American Dance Music Awards. Afterwards Hilton said she hasn't been that embarrassed since her nipple popped out at the Emmys, the Oscars, and the Heisman Trophy ceremony. --Conan O’Brien 3/11/2004

A high school in England is offering its students a course in elvish, the language spoken in the Lord of the Rings. Not surprisingly elvish has no words for “girl, date or kiss.” --Conan O’Brien 3/11/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”