I feel like the first sex tape left a lot of unanswered questions (they let the other team score for 50 bucks)

There's a new Paris Hilton sex video. When asked about it Hilton said, “I feel like the first one left a lot of unanswered questions.” --Conan O’Brien 9/28/2004

In Central America true story a women's soccer team has been disqualified from a tournament after it was discovered that all of its players are prostitutes. Apparently people got suspicious when they let the other team score for 50 bucks. --Conan O’Brien 9/28/2004

A man in England is marketing a cell phone in the shape of a Star Trek communicator. The man says the Star Trek cell phone works great but that it is unable to make contact with women. --Conan O’Brien 11/12/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”