Meanwhile the guy who directed Dirty Dancing Havana Nights still hasn't turned himself in (Why do we have wars?)

In order to get her sentence reduced Martha Stewart has asked all her friends to write her judge and tell them good things about her. As a result Martha is expected to get life in prison. --Conan O’Brien 3/18/2004

Yesterday in Florida a man went to the police and confessed to a crime after seeing the movie The Passion of the Christ. Meanwhile the guy who directed Dirty Dancing Havana Nights still hasn't turned himself in. But we’ll get him. --Conan O’Brien 3/18/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”