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Thursday, November 29, 2018

Bush wants his podium to be wide enough to hide Dick Cheney (Fan Appreciation Day)


According to The Hollywood Reporter Paris Hilton has legally trademarked the phrase, “That's hot.” In a related story Paris Hilton's doctors have trademarked the phrase, “That's contagious.” --Conan O’Brien 9/30/2004

This Saturday at Shea Stadium the New York Mets are celebrating Fan Appreciation Day. But only if one shows up. --Conan O’Brien 9/30/2004

For the upcoming debates John Kerry wants his podium to be tall enough so he can rest his hands and President Bush wants his podium to be wide enough to hide Dick Cheney. --Conan O’Brien 9/28/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”  

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