Legal experts say this may finally explain why justice is blind (I just assumed my dress would get ruined)

Hundreds of people waited outside of Barnes and Noble in the pouring rain for a chance to meet Bill Clinton. When asked if she minded the rain one woman said, “I'm meeting Bill Clinton I just assumed my dress would get ruined.” --Conan O’Brien 6/22/2004

According to USA Today many colleges and universities are all around the country are trying to be more gay-friendly. In a related story Oral Roberts University is now Anal Roberts University. --Conan O’Brien 6/23/2004

This is a strange story but it's true. This week a judge in Oklahoma was charged with masturbating under his robe while a court case was going on. Legal experts say this may finally explain why justice is blind. --Conan O’Brien 6/25/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”