not only is the man facing prison time but his car still seems somehow dirty (Things we can't afford)

It was reported today that the NRA, the National Rifle Association, is going to open a theme restaurant in Times Square. I'm just not sure they they know what they're doing because their slogan is, “Guns don't kill people. Our high cholesterol fried chicken kills people.” --Conan O’Brien 5/19/2000

True story. A man in Evansville, Indiana was arrested for washing his car in nothing but a g-string. Unfortunately, not only is the man facing prison time but his car still seems somehow dirty. --Conan O’Brien 5/10/2000

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