If Trump gets tired, they're just going to put a wig on an air horn and hope nobody notices (War. Sure. That's free)

Guys, the midterm elections are coming up. And I saw that by election day, President Trump will have spoken at over 30 rallies in 5 weeks. The media says that's a lot of time to spend away from the White House, or as White House staffers put it, "Shut up." Yeah, I read that Trump is planning to hold 10 more rallies before November 6th. If he gets tired, they're just going to put a wig on an air horn and hope nobody notices. --Jimmy Fallon

I saw that Trump actually scheduled a rally in Florida on Halloween. He's giving out tickets by saying it's a live performance of "The Great Pumpkin." --Jimmy Fallon

As I mentioned, the midterms are coming up, and Americans are more divided than ever about who to vote for. So we thought, what if we can combine candidates to create one candidate that everyone can agree on? I'll show you what I mean. For example, if you combine Missouri Republican Noga Sachs with Tennessee Republican Jody Ball, they become Ball Sachs. Next up, if you combine California Green Party candidate Barry Hermanson with Michigan Democrat Debbie Dingell, they become Dingell Barry. If you combine -- Illinois Republican Jaye DeBates and Pennsylvania Republican Kurt Masser, they become Masser DeBates. Finally, if you combine Colorado Republican Peter Yu and Maryland Democrat Bill Frick, they become Frick Yu. I'm just saying, these are all candidates we can all agree on. --Jimmy Fallon

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