That's like George W. Bush being on The Learning Channel (the envelopes with the cash in them)

"Yesterday, President Obama appeared on Fox News to pitch his healthcare. Obama was on Fox. That's like George W. Bush being on The Learning Channel." –Jay Leno

"A lot of upsets over the weekend. Kansas lost to Northern Iowa. Georgetown lost to Ohio. Republicans lost to the Democrats." –Jay Leno

"Well, as you know, healthcare reform was passed by the House last night. Supporters of the bill say the American people now get the same health benefits members of Congress get, which is great. See, if we can just get some of those other perks — the free travel, the envelopes with the cash in them, the get-out-of-jail-free cards — oh, all of that could be great." –Jay Leno

"You know, not a single Republican voted for the healthcare bill. They claim the U.S. government isn't qualified to be in the healthcare business. Hey, they kept Dick Cheney alive the last 30 years. It's got to be worth something." –Jay Leno

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