Sure the Bushes were using a tax dodge to screw the needy, but it just didn't click without a sheik involved

"Remember last week when Jessica Simpson declined to meet President Bush? She now says they have plans to sit down together and talk face-to-face. President Bush talking to Jessica Simpson? That should be a real no-brainer." --Jay Leno

"The president's mother, Barbara Bush, donated tax deductible money to the Katrina Relief. Now we find out the specific instructions -- that the money be spent for educational software owned by her son, Neil. Because who can forget those tragic images of the poor black people on the rooftops in New Orleans holding up signs that said, 'Send educational software.'" --Bill Maher

"Who was it that we find out finances Neil's software company? The United Arab Emirates. The same folks who were going to guard our ports. Sure the Bushes were using a tax dodge to screw the needy, but it just didn't click without a sheik involved." --Bill Maher