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Friday, October 16, 2015

National Apologize to the Waiter Day



During the debate, the candidates mentioned the middle class eleven times. Once for each remaining member of the middle class. –Seth Meyers
Today is National Take Your Parents to Lunch Day. Or as it’s also known, National Apologize to the Waiter Day. –Seth Meyers 
Police in New Jersey have announced that they have seized more than 11 pounds of cocaine someone tried to ship through the mail. Authorities became suspicious when the mailman left a note saying he attempted delivery at 9:30, 9:41, 9:52, 10:07, 10:20, 10:27. –Seth Meyers
Turned out it was the highest-rated debate for the Democrats ever. More than 15 million people tuned in to watch Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, and the three high school principals they invited to fill out the stage. –Jimmy Kimmel


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