Anthropologists
have released more information about a recently discovered extinct human
species. We're finding out all this really cool stuff. They say the species
lived in trees, had brains the size of an orange, and plans to vote for Donald
Trump for president. –Conan O’Brien
Donald
Trump recently said, "I'm going all the way and I'm going to win."
And Mike Huckabee said, "I'm going some of the way, then I'll go
home." –Conan O’Brien
U.S.
officials have been wondering why, according to photos, ISIS seems to have so
many Toyotas. One clue seems to be ISIS's credo, "Fanatical about Islam,
sensible about gas mileage." –Conan O’Brien
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