the most productive conversation he'd ever had with someone who wasn't tied to a chair

At the United Nations, and after their meeting got off to a tense start, Obama and Putin wound up talking for 90 minutes, and Putin described the talks as "surprisingly open." Putin said it was the most productive conversation he'd ever had with someone who wasn't tied to a chair. –Jimmy Fallon

Facebook went down yesterday for the second time in a week. In fact it’s gotten so bad, people are holding up their babies to strangers and shouting, "Do you ‘Like’ this?" "Do you ‘Like’ this? ... 4 ‘Likes.’” –Jimmy Fallon

Whole Foods announced yesterday that it is cutting 1,500 jobs. Although Whole Foods doesn't want to call them "unemployed." They're calling them "free range employees.” –Jimmy Fallon