It’s
Columbus Day. In honor of Christopher Columbus, I went to a grocery store and
got lost looking for spices. –Seth Meyers
Dr.
Ben Carson made news last week by saying that the holocaust could have been
averted if European Jews had had guns. Though I’m pretty sure what he meant to
say was, “I don’t want to be president.” –Seth Meyers
North
Korea this weekend held a military parade celebrating the 70th anniversary of
their communist party. People who attended the parade called it “amazing” and
“mandatory.” –Seth Meyers
The
White House yesterday released First Lady Michelle Obama's Spotify playlist,
which features Beyonce, Demi Lovato and Esperanza Spalding. While Joe Biden’s
playlist is just, “Now That’s What I Call Train Sounds: Volume 12.” –Seth
Meyers
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