You
may have heard I had yet another mishap. This time I injured my other hand
right after getting an award from Harvard. Even when I get into Harvard, I
still embarrass my parents. –Jimmy Fallon
Happy
birthday to Hillary Clinton, who turned 68 today. When asked what her favorite
gift was, she said, "Donald Trump." –Jimmy Fallon
Last
week Democratic candidates Lincoln Chafee and Jim Webb announced that they are
dropping out of the race. Which raises the question, what if two trees fall in
the forest and there's nobody there to hear it? –Jimmy Fallon
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