the phrase "trick-or-treat" has been replaced with..

One of the top Halloween costumes this year is Donald Trump. Which is why this year, the phrase "trick-or-treat" has been replaced with "gimme a Kit Kat or I’ll deport you." –Conan O’Brien

Ben Carson now holds a 14-point lead over Donald Trump in Iowa. Experts say Carson appeals to Iowa’s conservatives, Iowa’s evangelicals, and both of Iowa’s black people. –Conan O’Brien

Ben Carson tried to kill one of his friends with a camping knife, but sure, let's keep talking about whether Hillary Clinton used Yahoo or Gmail. –James Corden