New York has a team
in the World Series and Donald Trump is no longer ahead in the polls — I think
we're back to normal, everyone! –Jimmy Fallon
Paul Ryan finally
agreed to run for Speaker of the House even though he’s repeatedly said he
didn't want to run. So basically, Paul Ryan is that guy at karaoke who just
pretends like he doesn't want to sing. –Jimmy Fallon
Some good news for
people who are making holiday travel plans: American Airlines just announced
that it will start offering “no-frills” tickets that don't cost as much. The
discounted tickets eliminate previously free services such as snacks, seat
selection, or destination selection. “Oh, you wanted the East Coast of THIS
country?" –Jimmy Fallon
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