Even worse, that voter was Jeb Bush.

Much to the dismay of many Republicans, a new report said Donald Trump is still leading in the polls, and one voter was quoted as saying, “Unfortunately, I'm leaning toward Trump.” Even worse, that voter was Jeb Bush. –Jimmy Fallon

Congrats to the Toronto Blue Jays for making the playoffs for the first time in 22 years. Nothing says “America's pastime” more than a bunch of guys from the Dominican Republic playing for a team in Canada. –Jimmy Fallon

I read that after facing protests, Whole Foods announced that it will no longer sell food that has been prepared by prison inmates. Customers were like, “This is great news — wait, WHAT?!” –Jimmy Fallon