even Jeb Bush doesn’t want to go out dressed as Jeb Bush

A biscuit that survived the sinking of the Titanic begs the question: Why didn't they make the entire ship out of those biscuits? The biscuits should be made out of the ship — the ship should be made out of the biscuits! –Jimmy Fallon

One of the top political Halloween costumes this year is Donald Trump. Meanwhile, even Jeb Bush doesn’t want to go out dressed as Jeb Bush. –Conan O’Brien

There is a new app that will tell you before you buy a house if there was ever a meth lab in it. All the app does is ask, "Is the house in Florida?" –Conan O’Brien

Russia is making plans to send four monkeys to Mars. Not as preparation for a human mission — but because the monkeys criticized Vladimir Putin. –Conan O’Brien