In
a new interview, Justin Bieber said he wants to "live like Jesus." In
response, Jesus said, "Dude, you're the reason I'm not coming back."
–Conan O’Brien
Donald
Trump came out with this proposal for a new tax plan yesterday. Just like a
real presidential candidate would do! It's kind of adorable. –Jimmy Kimmel
Trump
plans to raise taxes on the very rich — which doesn't include him because he's
very, VERY rich. –Jimmy Kimmel
Under
Trump you won't have to pay any income taxes if you make less than $25,000 a
year, if you and your spouse make under $50,000 a year, and if you capture an
illegal Mexican you won't pay any taxes at all. –Jimmy Kimmel
When
asked today if his low poll numbers would make him consider dropping out of the
presidential race, Senator Lindsey Graham told reporters, “Hell no.” Which,
also, incidentally, is his poll number. –Seth Meyers
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