two events with completely different attitudes toward Latino immigrants

The math skills of American students have dropped for the first time since 1990. Or as American math students put it, "Since eight years ago." –Conan O’Brien

Tonight was the World Series and the Republican debate. In other words, two events with completely different attitudes toward Latino immigrants. –Conan O’Brien

Did you see that baseball game last night? 14 innings. It was the second-longest game in World Series history, it was brutal. I'm exhausted. My wife said to me this morning, “You realize you're exhausted from watching other men play sports?” –Jimmy Kimmel

That World Series game last night was longer than a voice mail from your mother. –Jimmy Kimmel