Analysts
are saying that Joe Biden was actually the biggest loser in the debate, and
that he missed his chance to enter the race. Yeah, they said entering now would
be awkward and inappropriate - or as Biden put it, “Those are my two middle
names! I’m in!” –Jimmy Fallon
New
research shows that China has a bigger middle class than America, and more
people in China are living what we would call the “American Dream.” That’s when
you know things are bad - when even the American DREAM is made in China. –Jimmy
Fallon
The
best way to survive an earthquake is to move to a place that doesn't ever have
them. But if the big one does hit, don't run. If there's an earthquake, try to
contact your nearest Dwayne Johnson. And he will help you, he will save you.
–Jimmy Kimmel
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