But he did play football, that is true (That belongs to my boss)

December 2022

“The Trump Organization has been convicted on 17 counts of tax fraud and other financial crimes. And you know what that means – Donald Trump is going to prison! To visit all the lower-ranking people who did this without his knowledge or permission. Because we all know that’s how that works in the world, right? All the successes in the Trump Organization, they’re due to the genius of Donald Trump. All the crimes, he had no idea.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“It’s the final campaign push of the Georgia run-off between Walker and Warnock. Usually during the final push, Walker is miles away from the hospital at a Waffle House telling a waitress she’s the one.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Even though he’s a beloved local football hero, Herschel Walker has not exactly inspired passion among Republican voters. You go down a list of what their party supposedly values most and it doesn’t seem to align. Family values? He’s a serial domestic abuser with more kids than a Dave & Buster’s on a Saturday at noon. Charity? He claimed his company gave 15% of their profits to charity; three of the four charities listed on his website said he gave nothing, the other said no comment. Pro-life? He was Planned Parenthood’s customer of year, I think. Pro-law enforcement? He lied about being a cop, an FBI agent, exaggerated his non-existent military service. Pro-Georgia? He himself mistakenly admitted he lives in Texas, not Georgia. But he did play football, that is true.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Because nothing makes you look less guilty than giving all of your execs a getaway car and a hideout (how do I put this delicately)

December 2022

“In other news, former Capitol police officers who defended lawmakers during the January 6th insurrection received a Congressional Gold Medal on Tuesday. Several family members in attendance refused to shake hands with the GOP lawmakers Mitch McConnell and Kevin McCarthy because, as one put it: ‘they’re just two-faced … I’m just tired of them standing there and saying how wonderful the Capitol police is and then they turn around and go down to Mar-a-Lago and kiss his ring.’ And by ring, of course, she means his … how do I put this delicately … butthole.” —Stephen Colbert

“And a jury in New York found two of Donald Trump’s companies guilty of 17 counts of tax fraud and other crimes. Oh Santa, you got my letter! I’ve never been more excited to talk about complex financial crimes. The verdict acknowledged a series of schemes that included under-the-table perks like luxury cars and free apartments. Because nothing makes you look less guilty than giving all of your execs a getaway car and a hideout.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

At this point it’s basically El Chapo and Donald Trump (Jail Bush/Free Assange)

August 2022

“There is the case of Donald Trump associate Allen Weisselberg and the former president’s predilection for being close to criminals. The Trump Organization financial chief pled guilty to tax fraud after being Trump’s No. 2 guy for the last 40 years. Can we just take a moment to appreciate how many people associated with Donald Trump have ended up in prison? The list includes: his lawyer, campaign manager, his deputy campaign chairman, and now the chief financial officer of his organization. Usually you gotta run a drug cartel to have this many friends doing hard time … at this point it’s basically El Chapo and Donald Trump.” —Trevor Noah

“They need to send all of these Trump felons to school assemblies to scare kids away from Trump.” —Trevor Noah

“But despite Weisselberg’s proximity to Trump for decades, the former president has denied awareness of any wrongdoing. Now I know what you’re thinking right now. You’re wondering to yourself, surely if Trump’s second in command was committing financial crimes with Trump’s company then Trump must also be involved. Well actually no, because the story is that Trump had no idea what was happening in his organization for decades. He had no clue – and that, my friends, is the kind of leadership that makes him fit to be the next president of the United States.” —Trevor Noah

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

America’s already scheduled a plague Armageddon (Dunder Mifflin’s Scranton branch)

September 2021

“There is a potential for a government shutdown looming. It would be what one economist called ‘financial Armageddon.’ That’s bad news and even worse timing, because America’s already scheduled a plague Armageddon, a climate Armageddon and a democracy Armageddon.” — Stephen Colbert

“Yes, for one magical vote a year, senators leave the mortal world behind and enter an enchanted land of reconciliation. [singing to the tune of ‘Pure Imagination’ from ‘Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory’] Come with me, and you’ll be / In a world of reconciliation / It’s our sole remedy / Except for pure intoxication.” —Stephen Colbert

“Reconciliation is a phantasmagorical place of legislative wonder, where anything can happen. Who knows — maybe even something!” —Stephen Colbert

“Congress — that’s the only workplace less productive than Dunder Mifflin’s Scranton branch.” —Trevor Noah

“Republicans aren’t making it any easier, of course. They’ve already deployed their go-to weapon that always stops the Democrats from getting things done: other Democrats.” —James Corden

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

We wish him all the best in his new project: ruling the country of Venezuela (Vatican's Got Talent)

March 2013

"If you need more proof that the president is no friend of Israel, just do the math. Back in 2007, President Bush supported Israel with $2.3 billion in foreign military aid. This year, President Obama wants to bring that down to just $3.1 billion. I know it looks like it's going up, but remember: in Hebrew you read charts from right to left." –Stephen Colbert

"Jon Stewart has announced he will be taking the summer off from 'The Daily Show.' We wish him all the best in his new project: ruling the country of Venezuela." – Stephen Colbert

"Cardinals from all over the world are gathering in Rome to select the next Pope. You can watch the whole process on 'Vatican's Got Talent.'" –Conan O'Brien

"Obama's sci-fi flub should be the GOP's gain. After all, Republicans and nerds have so much in common. They both live in fantasy worlds, and have no idea how to relate to women. And, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell bears a striking resemblance to Admiral Ackbar." –Stephen Colbert on Obama's "Jedi mind-meld" gaffe

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”