Because nothing makes you look less guilty than giving all of your execs a getaway car and a hideout (how do I put this delicately)

December 2022

“In other news, former Capitol police officers who defended lawmakers during the January 6th insurrection received a Congressional Gold Medal on Tuesday. Several family members in attendance refused to shake hands with the GOP lawmakers Mitch McConnell and Kevin McCarthy because, as one put it: ‘they’re just two-faced … I’m just tired of them standing there and saying how wonderful the Capitol police is and then they turn around and go down to Mar-a-Lago and kiss his ring.’ And by ring, of course, she means his … how do I put this delicately … butthole.” —Stephen Colbert

“And a jury in New York found two of Donald Trump’s companies guilty of 17 counts of tax fraud and other crimes. Oh Santa, you got my letter! I’ve never been more excited to talk about complex financial crimes. The verdict acknowledged a series of schemes that included under-the-table perks like luxury cars and free apartments. Because nothing makes you look less guilty than giving all of your execs a getaway car and a hideout.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”