he's usually wandering around without pants looking for snacks (Federal Inmate #7544)

According to a new article, Donald Trump Jr. and his girlfriend, former Fox News anchor Kimberly Guilfoyle, have cute new nicknames for each other. He refers to her as Pooh Bear and she refers to him as Junior Mint. I guess Junior Mint will do until he gets his soon-to-come nickname, Federal Inmate #7544. --James Corden

This could get confusing for Donald Jr. because inside the White House, his brother, Eric, is also known as Pooh Bear, but that's just because he's usually wandering around without pants looking for snacks. --James Corden

Apparently those two aren't the only ones in Trump's circle with cutesy nicknames. Attorney General Jeff Sessions is known as Fun Size. Son-in-law Jared Kushner is known as the Gummy Worm. Vice President Mike Pence goes by the nickname Mike Pence. And Donald Trump's daughter Tiffany is fondly referred to as Oh, Hey You. --James Corden

After a large parrot escaped from its London home, a firefighter attempted to rescue the bird off a nearby roof. Apparently the bird's owner told the firefighter to go up there and say, "I love you." And the parrot responded with “[bleep] off.” Although the story does have a happy ending. The parrot has just been hired as Donald Trump's new press secretary. --James Corden

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Bring Out Your Dead Careers!!! (This sounds suspicious)

Apparently, Trump said he's closing the foundation because he already has his hands full with too many other charity cases, like Eric, Donald, Jr., Ivanka — not Tiffany, she's out on her own and she knows that. –James Corden

The attorney general says they can't shut down the charity because it's currently being investigated. I guess, when they heard Trump was doing something nice for other people, they were, like, "This sounds suspicious." –James Corden

     

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That's Sally Yates shoe, Ted! (trying to make a decision that won’t ruin the rest of my life)

Yesterday, President Trump tweeted that the investigation into ties between his campaign and Russia is a “taxpayer-funded charade.” And he said he’d be even angrier about it if he were a taxpayer. –Jimmy Fallon

I saw that Trump’s daughter Tiffany will attend Georgetown Law School this fall. The president was so excited, today he said, “Congratulations to my non-Ivanka daughter!” –Jimmy Fallon

Just in time for Mother’s Day, Dove is selling body wash in six different bottles, to represent the different shapes of women’s bodies. Yep, it’s being called the perfect gift if you want to offend your mom. Good luck to the husband whose wife sends him out to buy her body wash. (WIFE ON PHONE) “Honey, you’ve been at CVS for over an hour, is everything OK?” (HUSBAND ON PHONE) “Yeah, just trying to make a decision that won’t ruin the rest of my life.” –Jimmy Fallon

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That's the war in Iraq. Everybody over here is pretty much in favor of bombing the %#$@ out of you

"Osama bin Laden released an audio tape today claiming more attacks on U.S. soil were imminent, yet also offering a truce to help rebuild Iraq and Afghanistan, which I guess is sort of an olive branch. A burning olive branch. It's a mixed message. Now, first of all, Osama said he offered a truce because polls show the majority of Americans are against the war. Here's what he doesn't understand. That's the war in Iraq. Everybody over here is pretty much in favor of bombing the %#$@ out of you." --Jon Stewart

Her office is on the second floor of the West Wing, not far from the Oval Office. I suspect they put her there so somebody can run and grab her in case her father decides to nuke anything. She might be the only one he’ll listen to. –Jimmy Kimmel

Meanwhile, poor Tiffany Trump can’t even get the White House Wi-Fi password. –Jimmy Kimmel

The president was in Louisville, Kentucky, last night. He held a rally there. Why, I’m not sure — he might be trying to sell hats he had left over from the campaign. –Jimmy Kimmel

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