“First of all, I want to wish a speedy recovery to anyone who was listening to Kimberly Guilfoyle on headphones. I’m praying for you. And I guess we found the one person who actually signed up for Rudy Giuliani’s master class.” —Trevor Noah
“And aside from the speech being so loud Canada called the cops, the actual content was also ridiculous. ‘Donald Trump believes in me’? The dude also believes in Kim Jong-un and hydroxychloroquine. I don’t want to be in that group.” —Trevor Noah
“One big problem is that Trump and the G.O.P. were in Covid denial for months. The Democrats actually looked ahead, made time to produce something for their convention, four pretty smooth nights. The Republicans had to cram at the last minute. [imitating Trump] ‘I don’t understand — why can’t I just pay someone to take the convention for me?’” —Stephen Colbert
“The G.O.P. drew just 15.8 million people, while the first night of the D.N.C. attracted 18.7 million viewers. Unfortunately for Trump, Nielsen doesn’t have an Electoral College; nor does it count the millions of people with their TV sets off who still heard Kimberly Guilfoyle’s tortured cries echo through their dreams.” —Stephen Colbert
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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