NHL: Colorado Avalanche vs Pittsburgh Penguins

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Paul McCartney - No Other Baby (1999)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Paul McCartney & Wings - Let Me Roll It (1974)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Paul McCartney - Maybe I’m Amazed (1970)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Holy crap, that's Paul McCartney. My God. You're the biggest — I love you so much (the fake news is coming from INSIDE the house!)

Today, The New York Times published an anonymous article from a senior White House official that criticizes Donald Trump. When Trump heard, he screamed, "Oh my God – the fake news is coming from INSIDE the house!" --Jimmy Fallon

A lot of people were saying President Obama was snubbed by China when they didn't have the stairs ready for him to get off the plane. In fact, Donald Trump said that if that ever happened to him, he'd just close the plane doors and leave the country. Every other country was like, "That's all we have to do? Thank you. That's perfect!" –Jimmy Fallon

In a recent interview, Paul McCartney said that he once saw God while he was doing psychedelic drugs. Paul was like, "Oh, man, that's God." While God was like, "Holy crap, that's Paul McCartney. My God. You're the biggest — I love you so much." --Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Paul McCartney & Wings - Let Me Roll It [Live]

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

That's all we have to do? Thank you. That's perfect! (In fact, she said that she can already feel it waving)

A lot of people were saying President Obama was snubbed by China when they didn't have the stairs ready for him to get off the plane. In fact, Donald Trump said that if that ever happened to him, he'd just close the plane doors and leave the country. Every other country was like, "That's all we have to do? Thank you. That's perfect!" –Jimmy Fallon

In a recent interview, Paul McCartney said that he once saw God while he was doing psychedelic drugs. Paul was like, "Oh, man, that's God." While God was like, "Holy crap, that's Paul McCartney. My God. You're the biggest — I love you so much." --Jimmy Fallon

Lots of celebrity babies are happening right now. It was just announced that Prince William and Kate Middleton are expecting their third child. Kate's very excited about the baby. In fact, she said that she can already feel it waving. –Jimmy Fallon

I also want to say congratulations to Serena Williams, who just welcomed a baby girl. The doctor gave the baby to Serena, then Serena returned it, then the doctor sent it back, then Serena returned it again, and won the point. It was amazing to watch. –Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Or, as Paul McCartney calls that, a divorce (I Am: Awake)

 

"There's a huge controversy after the Bush administration demanded that the search engine Google turn over records of people who search for pornography. You know, there's a legal term for those people: Men." --Jay Leno

"Here's the latest word from Wall Street: 'Ahhhh!' Man, I guess you heard by now, Lehman Brothers is filing for bankruptcy. I don't think President Bush understands this crisis either. Like today, when he heard about Lehman Brothers going bankrupt, he said, 'Where am I going to get discount suits now?'" --Jay Leno

 

"As you know, we are in the middle of this writer's strike here in Hollywood. It's already cost the town over half a billion dollars. $500 million. Or, as Paul McCartney calls that, a divorce." --Jay Leno

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

The doctor, however, is still recovering (it turned out they were just coal miners)

A 70-year-old woman in India recently gave birth to a baby boy. The baby and his mother are doing fine. The doctor, however, is still recovering. –Seth Meyers

Tickets for Desert Trip, the upcoming rock concert featuring Bob Dylan, the Rolling Stones, Neil Young and Paul McCartney, went on sale yesterday and sold out in five hours. It would’ve sold out faster, but it took your dad four hours to figure out the website. –Seth Meyers

Donald Trump also dominated last night's West Virginia Republican primary with 76% of the vote. Trump told the press that he did really well with black voters, but it turned out they were just coal miners. –Seth Meyers

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Who are you gonna believe? A U.S. senator or a hooker? (Maybe blind people shouldn't be driving them?)

 

"At the end of this month, the city of Vienna, Austria, will be holding a divorce fair where people can get information on how to get a divorce. I believe the keynote speaker will be Rudy Giuliani, followed by a concert by Paul McCartney." --Jay Leno

"Hybrid vehicles are so quiet at slow speeds that blind people say they are a safety risk. Again, this is another issue I don't think President Bush understands. Like today, Bush said, 'Maybe blind people shouldn't be driving them.'" --Jay Leno

"A New Orleans prostitute has come forward and said she has had sex with married Louisiana Senator David Vitter two or three times a week over a four-month period. This is actually good news for the Republicans. Finally a sex scandal involving a woman." --Jay Leno

"Senator Vitter is denying this woman's allegations. Who are you gonna believe? A U.S. senator or a hooker? I've gotta go with the hooker." --Jay Leno

 

"President Bush announced his new fitness plan to get people walking again. It's called, 'Gasoline at $3 a gallon.' Given how expensive gas is, today, I saw a van with 50 legal Americans inside it." --Jay Leno

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

If this turns out to be a false report again, ‘urine’ trouble. (I did not secretly die in 1966)

October 2021

“I just can’t quit talking about reports about the existence of a tape rumored to show Donald J. Trump in a compromising position in a Moscow hotel room. Christopher Steele, a British ex-spy, that such a tape ‘probably exists.’ No! No, Chris Steele, you will not get my hopes up again. I have moved on — my heart cannot take this!” Colbert said. “This show had an official last pee-pee tape joke on January 25th. You cannot get me to talk about this until the actual tape has been released — or at least streamed.” —Stephen Colbert

“I’m warning you, Steele. If this turns out to be a false report again, ‘urine’ trouble.” —Stephen Colbert

“At a donor retreat last week, Trump denied, sans context or prompting, that he enjoys so-called ‘golden showers.’ Um, no one asked you? And when no one is bringing up the thing that you famously denied, you shouldn’t bring it up either. You don’t hear Paul McCartney beginning his concert by saying, ‘Hello New York, I did not secretly die in 1966 and get replaced with a lookalike from Canada, eh.’” —Stephen Colbert

“Trump also reportedly denied the tape’s existence on the basis of wife Melania’s distrust of the story. You know the great thing, our great first lady – ‘that one,’ she said, ‘I don’t believe that one.’ Yes, she doesn’t believe that one. (imitating the former first lady): ‘Having prostitutes pee on a bed does not sound like my husband. Now, getting spanked by Forbes magazine with him on the cover and then raw-dogging that porn star at a celebrity golf tournament two weeks after I gave birth to our child? That’s the man I married.’” —Stephen Colbert

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Paul McCartney and Wings, Maybe I'm Amazed

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Please don't touch the harpsichord (Abraham Lincoln had a secretary named Ringo)

I don't like to complain but lately it seems whenever I have a dinner party I have to keep saying the five same words over and over again to my guests. “Please don't touch the harpsichord.” --David Letterman 8/26/1988

A stage costume worn once by Elvis Presley sold a couple of days ago in London for $48,000. The guy who bought it said he was going to donate it to his son's Little League field to be used as a tarp. --David Letterman 8/26/1988

Top Ten Revelations in Albert Goldman's Upcoming Biography of Ringo Starr

10. Only Beatle to portray himself in Beatlemania

9. Used to give John and Paul token songs to sing so they wouldn't feel left out

8. Had a secretary named Lincoln, while Lincoln had a secretary named Ringo

7. For a while actually believed Paul was dead

6. Served in Indiana National Guard during Vietnam War

5. Suggested Hey Hey We're the Monkees as the Beatles theme song

4. On their honeymoon he and wife Barbara Bach held a bed-in to promote Seagram's wine coolers

3. Made a fortune selling cheesy Ginsu knife sets on TV. Oh, I’m sorry. That’s a revelation about Ronco, not Ringo

2. Advised Paul that “Hey Dude” just didn’t sound right

1.  Vocal on “Octopus's Garden” played backwards sounds like “Thank God these other guys are so talented”

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While God was like, "Holy crap, that's Paul McCartney." (Sucks, doesn't it?)

In a recent interview, [Paul McCartney] said that he once saw God while he was doing psychedelic drugs. Paul was like, "Oh, man, that's God." While God was like, "Holy crap, that's Paul McCartney. My God. You're the biggest — I love you so much." --Jimmy Fallon

Today at Brett Kavanaugh's Supreme Court confirmation hearing, Democrats released some of his confidential emails from 2003. Republicans were furious that his emails were being read. Then Hillary was like, "Sucks, doesn't it?" --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

The Beatles - All You Need Is Love

A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be

a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth

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it was followed by a concert by Paul McCartney (Don't tell me they lost your luggage)

"At the end of this month, the city of Vienna, Austria, will be holding a divorce fair where people can get information on how to get a divorce. I believe the keynote speaker will be Rudy Giuliani, followed by a concert by Paul McCartney." --Jay Leno

"Today, President Bush had a historic meeting with the Dalai Lama. There was an awkward moment when Bush saw what the Dalai Lama was wearing and said, 'Don't tell me they lost your luggage.'" --Conan O'Brien

      

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The Beatles - Twist & Shout - Performed Live On The Ed Sullivan Show 2/23/64

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The Beatles Babys in Black Live World Tour in 1966

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focus on her next step, marrying Paul McCartney (you really got to see her perform live)

 "No, it turns out this Ashley Dupre is also a singer. You can hear her song on MySpace. She doesn't have a bad voice. Although, today, the governor said, 'You know something, you really got to see her perform live.'" --Jay Leno

 "Now everybody's trying to get an interview with her. Right now, she said she's going to lay low and focus on her next step, marrying Paul McCartney." --Jay Leno

 "The price of gasoline, oh, my God, it's going crazy. In Hawaii, now over $4 a gallon. Again, President Bush, I don't think he understands the problem. Like today, he says, 'First off, nobody drives to Hawaii.'" --Jay Leno

 "Anybody got one of these yet, the new redesigned $5 bill? It's out, new $5 bill. It has several new features. One of the new features, it's only worth $3." --Jay Leno

 "The dollar has fallen fast on the world market. In fact, there has now been a request to take 'In God We Trust' off the bill. The request came from God." --Jay Leno

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The Beatles - Live in Sweden 1963 (Full Concert)

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