Did someone accidentally load the ‘Heated Rivalry’ books into your teleprompter? (Check out the dump truck on this guy)

“During his rally last night in Ohio, President Trump discussed Jon Husted, Republican senator’s, physique again and said, ‘I started by looking at his [expletive] and it was strong as hell.’ Oh, my God, you’re still doing the [expletive] stuff? Did someone accidentally load the ‘Heated Rivalry’ books into your teleprompter?” — Seth Meyers

“The G.O.P. is still struggling to find a campaign message beyond ‘Check out the dump truck on this guy.’” — Jordan Klepper

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

This could not be permitted (He just wanted to see if he was a power bottom)

“Actually, last night at a different rally in Texas, Trump once again brought up how much time he has been spending studying Ohio senator Jon Husted’s butt. ‘Studying.’ Now I’m picturing Trump sitting up at night with flash cards of butts. He’s like, ‘[imitating Trump] OK, Nicki Minaj, Kim Kardashian. Jon Husted.’” — Jimmy Fallon

“Meanwhile, earlier tonight, Trump held another rally in Ohio to campaign for Jon Husted. It was a great rally. Trump spent an hour pretending to drop things so Husted would have to pick them up.” — Jimmy Fallon

“See, stop making it weird, media. He studied his [expletive] to see where the power came from. It’s not gay. He just wanted to see if he was a power bottom. Move on!” — Jordan Klepper

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

We have a very busty waitress today (rub one out and get back to work!)

President Trump praised Senator Jon Husted’s physique during recent campaign rallies, telling attendees that he had examined many parts of his body, including his rear end. “Yes, you live your truth, Donald, go find a man and take him dancing in your big gay ballroom.” — Michael Kosta

“And MAGA, if you’re upset by this, you were the ones who love Trump ‘cause he says whatever he’s thinking.’ But that’s a double-edged sword. Because sometimes you get ‘I hate immigrants’, and sometimes you get ‘reincarnate me as a desk chair so this guy can sit on my face all day’.” — Michael Kosta

“But if Donald Trump’s not secretly gay, but what he definitely is, is an 80-year-old man. That’s the age where the filter starts to slip and Grandpa just says out loud anything that pops into his head, like leaning over at the restaurant, going, ‘We have a very busty waitress today.’” — Michael Kosta

“OK, so you examined his shoulders, his feet and his jawline? Does Trump think Jon Husted is a horse? ‘I fed him a carrot. I brushed his beautiful mane.’” — Michael Kosta

“Trump has now spent more time thinking about this guy’s butt then how to end the Iran war. Mr President, rub one out and get back to work!” — Michael Kosta

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”