nothing to write home about (30 minutes later)

Chinese spy Fang Fang said that sex with Eric Swalwell was nothing to write home about. Even though as a spy that was her job. —Tom Shillue 

On one occasion, Swalwell said that he had sex with Fang Fang after he took Ambien. Swalwell says he barely remembers it, but he knows that he was hungry for more 30 minutes later. —Tom Shillue  

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Is she still under the table? (key choke point)

 

Congressman Eric Swalwell is also being investigated for paying an illegal Brazilian nanny under the table with campaign funds. When he heard about this, Bill Clinton asked, "Is she still under the table?” —Greg Gutfeld    

Tensions continue to rise in the straight of Hormuz as Iran cuts off a key choke point. Did someone say choke point, asked Hillary Clinton? —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 
and Orwell’s 1984.”

it's a classic case of he said, she said, she said, she said, she said, and she said (he's been sprayed with mace)

 

 

So, on Tuesday, California Congressman Eric Swalwell resigned from Congress. As a result, Chinese flags were flown at half mast. —Greg Gutfeld    

Just a heads up, if you see Swalwell with red, watery eyes, it's not because he's been crying about his resignation. It's because he's been sprayed with mace. —Greg Gutfeld    

Swalwell vows, however, that he'll fight the most serious charges, saying it's a classic case of he said, she said, she said, she said, she said, and she said. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 
and Orwell’s 1984.” 

 

I got to say, it's nice to see him pump something besides a Chinese spy (He's the real hero)

Kamala Harris announced that instead of running for governor of California, she'll publish a book titled 107 days. Some think it's about her presidential run, but it's actually the longest time Doug spent without banging a nanny. He's the real hero. —Greg Gutfeld

Finally, House Democrat Eric Swalwell responded to our segment about his cheesy workout video by challenging me to a bench press contest. I got to say, it's nice to see him pump something besides a Chinese spy. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

the portrait turned out to be a mirror (we heard about it from the Chinese spy he banged)

A painting of President Trump at the Colorado State capital will will be taken down after he claimed it was deliberately distorted. Meanwhile Nancy Pelosi also complained about her portrait, but then the portrait turned out to be a mirror. —Greg Gutfeld

Democrat Congressman Eric Swalwell is still outraged that a reporter was accidentally included on the Signal app conversation between Trump officials. Yeah, we heard about it from the Chinese spy he banged. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”