Carrie Fisher said
that she went public with her affair with Harrison Ford because she felt like
she waited an appropriate amount of time. Specifically, she said it was “a long
time ago in a Winnebago far, far away.” –Jimmy Fallon
There’s a new
workout where people crawl like a baby. It’s a new thing, because it
strengthens your core while working your shoulders and hips. In response,
babies were like, “Have you seen our bodies?” –Jimmy Fallon
During President
Obama’s visit to Greece yesterday, huge anti-Obama protests broke out. However,
Obama was able to quiet down the crowd by saying, “Wait till you see the next
guy.” –Conan O’Brien
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