He probably won’t be able to do this when they take away his phone in prison (Get me Spielberg!)

President Biden was in town to raise money for his re-election campaign, and also to see if Steven Spielberg can de-age him like he did Harrison Ford in the Indiana Jones movie. —Jimmy Kimmel

In other Republican news, the party’s presidential frontrunner, Donald Trump, took aim at me personally on Truth Social. In response to an Los Angeles Times interview in which I pondered letting my contract expire in 2026, Trump posted: “They could get a far more talented person, who would also get better Ratings, for 5% of what they are paying this Loser!” I’ve got to say, that’s a helluva way to find out you’re not going to be somebody’s running mate. He has no idea how delighted I am by something like this. I’m going to try to enjoy it, because he probably won’t be able to do this when they take away his phone in prison. So I’m gonna really soak it in. —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”