President Obama was
in Greece yesterday to meet with the Greek prime minister. Yep, Obama went to
the birthplace of democracy to say, “Spoiler alert!” –Jimmy Fallon
Obama began his
final foreign trip in Athens, Greece, while back in the White House Joe Biden
held his final toga party as vice president. –Jimmy Fallon
Yesterday Donald
Trump and Mike Pence reportedly received their first presidential daily
briefing of sensitive national intelligence. Or as Trump asked Putin, “Do you
prefer email or fax?” –Jimmy Fallon
Carrie Fisher
claims in her upcoming book that she had an affair with Harrison Ford on the
set of “Star Wars.” And Jabba the Hutt was like, “You said you don’t date
co-workers. What’s the deal?” –Jimmy Fallon
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