It's happening to Americans (Usually, it's the birthday girl who gets to make a wish)

A woman in New York fell into a backyard sinkhole on her birthday, which is weird. Usually, it's the birthday girl who gets to make a wish, not her husband. —Greg Gutfeld 

A federal judge has ordered the Trump White House to restore access to journalists, which means that both CNN and MS Now now have to hire them. —Greg Gutfeld 

Former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is considering running for president in 2028. 2028 is also his cholesterol number. —Greg Gutfeld 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

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