And only you can stop it (Oh, my god, that is so embarrassing!)

President Trump rolled out the red carpet for Chinese President Xi Jinping this week, beginning by personally greeting him on the tarmac at Joint Base Andrews on Wednesday. Trump picked him up at the airport? OK, that is friendship. I don’t even pick my own kid up at the airport! — Desi Lydic

“Did you see Trump flinch when those B-51 bombers flew overhead when he greeted China’s president? Oh, my god, that is so embarrassing! Why did you wince like that? You are the one who ordered the flyover! It’s like when a baby farts so loud that it scares itself.” — Desi Lydic

“Anyway, this was not a good omen for negotiations with China. There are major issues at stake here: trade, A.I., the war with Iran. Now President Xi knows all he has to do to rattle Trump is drop a book on the floor.” — Desi Lydic

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