Madden: Indianapolis Colts vs New England Patriots (Super Bowl-Touchdowns)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

The Pogues - Misty Morning, Albert Bridge (1989)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jerry Merritt and The Crowns - The Kansas City Twist (1961)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.” 

Due Dissidence: Jon Stewart CALLED OUT For OVERVALUING HIS OWN Apartment in NYC

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

New Rule: Stuck on Stupid | Real Time with Bill Maher

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Weekend Update: Trump Selling $60 Bibles, Francis Scott Key Bridge Collapses

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Weekend Update: Robotic Police Dog Shot, Oppenheimer Premiers in Japan

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jon Stewart Committed SAME FRAUD He Accused Trump Of!

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Nick Drake Man In A Shed

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

NBA2K: Indiana Pacers vs Los Angeles Lakers (Overtime-Buzzer Beater)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

The Ramones - She's The One

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

So, congratulations to Hard Rock Cafe! (It's a holiday!)

That's right. 89 years ago today, Colonel Sanders founded fast-food chain KFC. And boy, was Trump pissed when he found out he still had to come to work today. Meyers as Trump, "It's a holiday!" --Seth Meyers

A judge has ruled on the dispute over who will be allowed to take custody of the body of notorious serial killer Charles Manson. So, congratulations to Hard Rock Cafe! --Seth Meyers

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Jimmy Dore: CNN Guest Shocks Panel: “Prosecuting Trump Will Cost You The Election!”

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Obama, Clinton & Elites BAND Together To BOOST Biden; Campaign Rakes In 26 Million

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Disgraced FTX Ex-CEO SBF To Serve 25 Years For DEFRAUDING Investors Of Millions

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

The Duran: Russian missile strikes intensify

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Ray Charles - Take These Chains From My Heart (1963)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.” 

Police became suspicious when nobody got into a fistfight (three wishes)

A woman in Wisconsin was arrested over the weekend after allegedly handing out marijuana cookies at a St. Patrick's Day parade. Police became suspicious when nobody got into a fistfight. --Seth Meyers

President Trump today met with the crown prince of Saudi Arabia at the White House. The prince asked for Trump's help fighting terrorism, and Trump asked for three wishes. --Seth Meyers

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

you rarely end up getting as many inches as you anticipated (so hung over)

"This week Pope Francis is celebrating his first anniversary as Pope, and he tweeted to his 3.7 million followers 'Please pray for me.' I was a little surprised that he hashtagged it, 'so hung over.'" –Seth Meyers

Due to this weekend's expected snowfall, experts are predicting a spike in usage of the dating app Tinder. But remember, in either case, you rarely end up getting as many inches as you anticipated. –Seth Meyers

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

It sounds fun — until you open the box with your Apple Watch, and it’s still attached to a hand (107 minutes)

The Russian presidential election was this weekend, and to get people to vote, Russian officials were offering prizes like Apple Watches. It sounds fun — until you open the box with your Apple Watch, and it’s still attached to a hand. --Jimmy Fallon

Golfer Rory McIlroy said there should be a limit to how much alcohol fans can buy at events because they’re getting too rowdy. And also, he’s tired of hearing drunk people try to say “Rory McIlroy.” --Jimmy Fallon

"Governor Chris Christie is in trouble because his staff shut down part of the George Washington Bridge to get back at a political rival. Yesterday, Christie gave a 107-minute press conference to address the scandal. The last time Christie talked for 107 minutes, he was ordering at IHOP." –Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

It’s called “YOU Try It First.” (The Barnacle)

"Former President George W. Bush just signed a $7 million book deal, though, reportedly, he thought it was to read one." --Jimmy Fallon

“Well, guys, after 64 days in office today, President Biden held his very first press conference. Normally, when a 78-year-old answers an hour of questions, they’re getting a physical.” —Jimmy Fallon

Engineers have crafted a futuristic jetpack that lets you fly up to 10,000 feet in the air. It even has a cool name: It’s called “YOU Try It First.” --Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Have you seen Gary Busey’s legs? (Alexa, Daddy’s sad)

China is pressuring Washington not to impose big tariffs on its steel. You can tell China’s playing hardball because today they said, “Remember – we have your new iPhones.” --Conan O’Brien

It’s come out that the president’s son Donald Trump Jr. had an affair with a contestant on “Celebrity Apprentice.” Trump Jr. defended himself, saying, “Have you seen Gary Busey’s legs?” --Conan O’Brien

Amazon Prime has made it possible to have beer and wine delivered to your home by Alexa. All you have to do is say the phrase, “Alexa, Daddy’s sad.” –Conan O’Brien

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

MLB The Show: Louisville Bats vs Indianapolis Indians (Perfect Game)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

the holy trinity (february)

According to a study, being a new mother is the equivalent of working two and a half full-time jobs. And, even worse, the boss is constantly grabbing for your breasts. --Conan O’Brien

President Trump is now being sued by a porn star, a reality star, and a Playboy model – or as Trump's evangelical supporters call that, "the holy trinity." --Conan O’Brien

A 102-year-old woman broke a pair of world track and field records. The 102-year-old ran the 100-meter dash with a time of "February." --Conan O’Brien

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Due Dissidence: Israel CANCELS Trip To US After CEASEFIRE Resolution PASSES at UN

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

NBA2K: Pacers vs Pistons (Dunks-Buzzer Beater)

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jimmy Dore: CDC Redacts 148 PAGES Of Myocarditis Report!

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Margie Alexander - Can I Be Your Main Thing (Atlantic) 1971

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.” 

Alex Jones: Israel Committing 'Robotic Mass Genocide' After Civilian Drone Footage

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Resurrection Ertugrul Season 1 Episode 76

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

NHL: Colorado Avalanche vs Tampa Bay Lightning

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

a stunning abuse of power (Rock Sand)

It was reported yesterday that an op-ed written by Donald Trump seems to have been blatantly plagiarized from an article written by Dr. Ben Carson days before. People first became suspicious when Trump’s op-ed began, “As a black doctor…” --Seth Meyers

March Madness began today with top seeds going to Duke, Gonzaga, Virginia, and, in a stunning abuse of power, Trump University. --Seth Meyers

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Yeah, that's what we'll use it for (55% is less than half)

A company in Japan has created a wearable milk tank shaped like a female breast in an effort to make it possible for men to breastfeed their children. Said men, "Yeah, that's what we'll use it for." --Seth Meyers

An Oregon man led police on a 10-mile, high-speed chase on Sunday in a stolen street sweeper truck. On the bright side, by the time he was arrested, his community service was done. –Seth Meyers

According to a new poll, 55% of Americans are in favor of abolishing the electoral college, but unfortunately, because of the electoral college, 55% is less than half. --Seth Meyers

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Now, calm down. How about we just vote on it? (How does that thing not burst into flames immediately?)

On Tuesday, former President Donald Trump released a video on Truth Social, plugging his “God Bless the USA Bible” for $60. How does that thing not burst into flames immediately? — Jordan Klepper

“If we step back and look at this, Trump getting into business with God can only mean one thing: God is going to end up bankrupt and serving a three-month prison sentence for lying under oath.” — Jordan Klepper

“I like how they made the Bible the exact color of his skin. Yeah, that’s interesting. Corinthian — Corinthian leather.” —Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

It sounds like the plot to a Jason Statham movie (they can still open their hot dog and cocaine cart)

“On Monday, a New York appeals court reduced Donald Trump’s bond in his civil fraud case — originally set at $454 million — to a mere $175 million. Having 10 days to come up with $175 million doesn’t sound like good news; it sounds like the plot to a Jason Statham movie.” — Jimmy Fallon

“In addition to cutting the bond by more than half and giving him an extension, the appeals court paused restrictions on Trump running any New York company or obtaining a loan from a New York bank, as well as the restrictions on his adult sons, which means now Don Jr. and Eric can still open their hot dog and cocaine cart.” — Stephen Colbert

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Good news, you only owe $175 million (The glove fits great)

On Monday, a New York appeals court reduced Donald Trump’s bond in his civil fraud case — originally set at $454 million — to a mere $175 million. He has 10 days to come up with it. It’s the first time someone’s ever heard, 'Good news, you only owe $175 million'. —Jimmy Fallon

“After his lawyers argued last week that he did not have the money for the $454 million bond in his civil fraud case, former President Trump posted in all caps on Truth Social, ‘I currently have almost $500 million in cash.’ Dude, they’re trying to help you. That’s like if O.J. tweeted, ‘The glove fits great.’” — Seth Meyers

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”